I’ll preface this post with a grow-the-fuck-up to all those parents out there who won’t agree with me on this.
How many of you have seen these signs in the grocery store parking lots, shopping mall parking garages, and other areas where it is difficult to find parking?
You might find something similar. You know, Reserved for Expectant Mothers, or Reserved for Parents with Infants. You get the idea.
What special snowflake came up with this batshit crazy idea? I mean, seriously. If you can’t handle getting from your car to the store with your kid(s), maybe you shouldn’t be a parent. Need special parking close to the front door because you’re pregnant??? OMFG, PLEASE!!! That’s when you need to be walking and exercising, bitch! Put your phone down, get off of Flakebook, and walk for a little bit. Do something good for that baby growing inside of you. Try to be a good mother now, because you have a hell of a lot of work in front of you after that baby gets here.
Let’s face it, people. Having children is not a disability. Stop trying to treat it like one and asking for special parking, ok?
‘Cause, tell ya’ what. As long as I see these signs at the grocery store and the spots are available, I’m gonna’ park there.
I did it today. I went to the local HEB just to buy beer.
I come out with my six-pack to my empty car and get the stink eye from a mother with her bratty child who’s whining and screaming already (and he isn’t even in the store yet). I stopped and looked at her with the raised eyebrow.
She walked away.