I’ve been trying to make the annual birthday post all day today but it just won’t flow. Maybe because I just don’t want to come to terms with the fact that my kid is 18.
HOLY FUCK!!! MY KID IS 18!!!!
No flowery, motherly poetry here. He’s 18!!!
Did you know… my kid is going to vote in the next election??? Oh holy christ, someone hand me a beer.
This is for you, dude. Happy Birthday.